You may think I am having you on here...but this is SERIOUS business, and a topic which I recently commissioned myself to research thoroughly. The thesis/dissertation is on its way (don't go holding your breath), but I have made such an important breakthrough that I though I would share it here with you, in the form of my FIRST EVER BLOG TUTORIAL! ZOWIE CAVEY!!!!!! I bet you are excited.
GLUE GLOBS AND THEIR REMOVALI bet you are asking yourself...
What is a GLUE GLOB? Ask me something hard!! (if you are not asking yourself this, why are you reading this post?).

They are a small, parasitic
GLOB of SNAIL adhesive (AKA
GLUE) which accumulates on the edge of either the upper or lower tape surface on my (and possibly your...) beloved SNAIL adhesive dispenser.

I find their presence very frustrating and worrisome, as when I use my SNAIL adhesive dispenser to make projects, the
GLUE tends to adhere preferentially to the
GLOB, rather than attaching to my project. I have called this phenomenon Preferential
GLOBing, and it results in an increasingly large
GLUE GLOB on the dispenser, and only a partial line of
GLUE on my project...and significantly reduces the
GLUEing capabilities of said
GLUE....IMO.
DO NOT DESPAIR :-). There is a solution, and it does not involve nasty smelling shampoo! Take a thin sharp object. I personally prefer a pair of scissors, Teflon coated scissors are jolly excellent for this job as you will find the
GLUE GLOB disengages from these with ease!

If you can't find your Teflon coated scissors, like me, any old pair of scissors will do.
Manipulating the scissors with the precision and care you would employ to cut a fine embellishment for your card front, poke at the
GLUE GLOB with the pointy end! Eventually it will all come out of there.

And, surprisingly...that is all there is to it! You will find your SNAIL dispenser
GLUE GLOB-free, and ready to roll.
I personally recommend you check for
GLUE GLOBS at frequent intervals, you can never be to cautious. These are horrid little things, wasting away your precious
GLUE, and decreasing the sticking-together capability of your beautiful handmade projects.
If you have any questions or comments on today's tutorial please don't hesitate to contact me.